New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)
i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming
Chris Pratt is my new role model in life and fitness
this man needs to be stopped.
i want to be an asteroid hurtling toward earth at catastrophic speeds that can only be stopped by launching chris pratt out of a cannon to collide into me and destroy me on impact, exploding into a million pieces and saving the earth.
we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have
just a few favorite tags
just open up tag viewer on this post and settle in with a snack cause ain’t nobody sleeping tonight, friends
installing tag viewer for this was the best decision i ever made
This is amazing
And then we have this innocent soul: